November82009

!F yO0|-| TyP3 Li|<3 Th!$ ! MiGhT jHusT H4v3 T0o SHo0t YO0|-|z.

STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP.

3PM

Q's and G's are TWO completely different letters.

STOP INSTANT MESSAGING WHILE USING Q’S AS G’S.

October192009

I saw this on MySpace today.

“Youh.” When was an H added to the word “you”. IS THAT REALLY NECESSARY?!

October152009

In my English class, we were doing this worksheet on slang...

And it was pretty funny. It was a fake essay about how a boy threw a party when his parents were in Norway. He had all these words like “hella” and “sucked” at almost every other word. BEST WORKSHEET OF MY LIFE.

September202009

Why is there an N at the end of "damn" ?

A: The English language is silly, but we must abide to it’s rules.

September162009

Really, Jullian ?!

  • whooollian: I iZ H000d!
  • wddupKGx3: I'm going to slap the shit out of you because of your previous statement.
September122009

I have only met one person who does this.

AN X &AN S ARE TWO ENTIRELY DIFFERENT LETTERS.
*IM WIXHIN 0N A XT4R*JUX 2 FIND 0UT WHERE U R*IMMA C4TCH U XLIPPN IN DA D4RK*

Incase all of the literate people can’t read what this says, she is saying, ‘I’m wishing on a star. Just to find out where you are. I’ma catch you slipping in the dark.”

Do I have to even mention how NOT EVEN RIGHT that status message is ?

So first off, We have said this MULTIPLE times, 4 DOES NOT EQUAL A !

BUT ARE YOU JOKING ? WIXHING ? What is wixhin ?

&yes, i am entirely against this, but you cannot only SOMETIMES write 4 for A.
(ex: C4TCH as opposed to IMMA)
That is obviously an 4, &the other one is obviously an A.
At least make your illiterate typing match, you whore.

2PM

Tee and Tea

“Tee” is the word for a T-Shirt.

“Tea” is the drink.

You have now been clarified.

2PM

Meh.

It is correctly spelled M-E. Me. Please stop adding excess letters to words that are as simple as “me”. Thank you.

September52009

Sexcii ?

Do I really have to explain how wrong that is ?

C, Extra I’s. Come on.

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